tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44115685089623179622024-03-13T01:29:30.181-03:00.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-75852220144054876242009-10-19T16:58:00.002-02:002009-10-19T17:03:08.737-02:00R.I.P Zona de PerigoGalera estou aki para oficializar a morte deste blog...<br />agradeço a todos os blogueiros que me ajudaram durante muito tempo....<br />mas nem sempre só se tem notícias ruins pois logo estará no ar um novo blog<br />quem passar por aki é só checar se nao tiver nada na pagina é só esperar e voltar mais tarde pois provavelmente ainda nao foi criado...<br /><br />NOVO BLOG<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amendobobo.com.br"><span style="font-size:180%;">www.amendobobo.com.br</span></a><br /><br />quando o blog for criado eu avisarei a todos os parceiros para firmar parceria com o novo blog flwsssUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-12545838672465326782009-09-14T11:00:00.001-03:002009-09-14T11:02:05.489-03:00Vida de Médico não é facil!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7659/poordoctor.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; 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float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 482px; height: 493px;" src="http://tenso.blog.br/wp-content/2009/08/serfoda2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Via <a href="http://tenso.blog.br/2009/08/25/motive-se/">TENSO</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-76105160572761237412009-09-07T20:11:00.002-03:002009-09-07T20:31:46.491-03:00Poucas pessoas são capazes de prever o futuro.<br /><br />H.G. Wells, Julio Verne, Arthur C. Clarke, Isac Asimov, Charles Chaplin bem que tentaram – e até acertaram alguma coisa – como ter câmeras espalhadas por toda parte, termos ido à lua, robôs fazendo o trabalho pesado em fábricas e vídeo conferências.<br />No entanto 1984 já passou e continuamos sendo -quase – indivíduos, não viajamos ao centro da Terra, as viagens à lua não são corriqueiras, robôs não fazem parte do nosso dia-a-dia e ainda não uso nenhuma “máquina de comer” no trabalho.<br /><br />E até Mãe Diná erra de vez em quando….<br /><br />mas só de vez em quando, não é?<br /><br /><br /><br />“É melhor você conseguir um emprego de secretária ou se casar.” –Emmeline Snively, aconselhando a (na época) pretendente a modelo Marilyn Monroe em 1944<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 537px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Se fumo excessivo realmente tem um papel na produção do câncer de pulmão, parece que é um papel menor.” –W.C. Heuper, Instituto Nacional do Câncer, 1954<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Instituto-do-cancer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 305px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Instituto-do-cancer.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A nossa foi a primeira (expedição) e, sem dúvida, será a última a visitar este local sem chances de lucro” – Ten. Joseph Ives, depois de visitar o Grand Canyon em 1861<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Grand-Canyon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 275px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Grand-Canyon.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Nunca haverá um avião maior que este” –Um engenheiro da Boeing depois do primeiro vôo do 247, um avião de motor duplo com capacidade de levar 10 passageiros.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Boeing.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 249px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Boeing.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Máquinas voadoras mais pesadas que o ar são impossíveis” –Lord Kelvin, 1895<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Teco-teco.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 316px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Teco-teco.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Viagem por trilhos a altas velocidades não são possíveis por que os passageiros, incapacitados de respirar, morreriam por asfixia” –Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Trem.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 339px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Trem.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Um foguete nunca terá a capacidade de sair da at atsmofera terrestre” –New York Times, 1936<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Foguete.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 346px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Foguete.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Aquele vírus (HIV) é um gatinho de pelúcia”- –Dr. Peter Duesberg, professor de biologia molecular na U.C. Berkeley, 1988<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/HIV.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 370px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/HIV.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Perfurar por petróleo? Você quer dizer perfurar a terra e tentar achar petróleo assim? Você está maluco… ” — Associados de Edwin l. Drake recusando a sugestão de procurar por petróleo em 1859<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Petr%C3%B3leo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 338px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Petr%C3%B3leo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />“Creio que no mundo inteiro talvez haja lugar para uns 5 computadores no mercado”– Thomas Watson, presidente da IBM em 1943<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/IBM.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 437px;" src="http://metiredesteocio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/IBM.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-82733676294355960872009-09-03T18:50:00.002-03:002009-09-03T18:51:01.722-03:00Muito show os caras mandam!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z19zFlPah-o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z19zFlPah-o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-19537061569096792972009-08-26T13:00:00.001-03:002009-08-26T13:04:33.419-03:00a quem pertence esta mansão??<div id="HOTWordsTxt"> <div class="entry"><p style="text-align: justify;">A quem pertence esta opulenta, magnífica, maravilhosa, deslumbrante, extraordinária mansão? Não há palavra que possa qualificar <a href="http://www.insoonia.com/a-quem-pertence-esta-mansao#" onclick="hwClick10632688560742(-1015502344);return false;" style="border-bottom: 1px dotted; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); text-decoration: underline;" onmouseover="hw10632688560742(event, this, '-1015502344'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " oncontextmenu="return false;">beleza</a>, ostentação e magnificência desta residência pessoal, digna de um rei.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 589px; height: 390px;" class="size-full wp-image-16232 aligncenter" title="01" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/01.jpg" alt="01" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 588px; height: 390px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16235" title="02" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/02.jpg" alt="02" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 594px; height: 395px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16236" title="03" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/03.jpg" alt="03" /></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Vamos ver se você acerta. Esta mansão pertence a:</p> <p style="text-align: left;"><strong>1. Um bilionário norte-americano?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Veja mais fotos para ajudá-lo a adivinhar.</p> <p style="text-align: left;"><span id="more-16230"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 590px; height: 349px;" class="size-full wp-image-16237 aligncenter" title="04" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/04.jpg" alt="04" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 594px; height: 444px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16238" title="05" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/05.jpg" alt="05" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 587px; height: 439px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16239" title="06" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/06.jpg" alt="06" /></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Já adivinhou?</p> <p style="text-align: left;">Mais uma pergunta… essa suntuosa mansão pertence a:</p> <p style="text-align: left;"><strong>2. Um príncipe saudita?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Mais fotos…</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 585px; height: 437px;" class="size-full wp-image-16240 aligncenter" title="07" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/07.jpg" alt="07" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 596px; height: 446px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16241" title="08" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/08.jpg" alt="08" /></p> <p style="text-align: left;">Ainda tem dúvidas?</p> <p style="text-align: left;"><strong>3. Seria essa mansão do Luiz XIV da França?</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 602px; height: 450px;" class="size-full wp-image-16242 aligncenter" title="09" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/09.jpg" alt="09" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 594px; height: 444px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16243" title="104" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/104.jpg" alt="104" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 592px; height: 443px;" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16244" title="114" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/114.jpg" alt="114" /></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Uma ajuda: Essa mansão é de um brasileiro… que foi digamos… de uma classe média…</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Uma foto a mais…</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 590px; height: 441px;" class="size-full wp-image-16245 aligncenter" title="124" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/124.jpg" alt="124" /></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"><strong>RESPOSTA:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Essa é apenas uma, sim <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>uma</strong></span> das mansões do “bispo” <span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"><strong>EDIR MACEDO</strong></span>, dono da da Igreja Universal, vulgo pastor dos pobres, dono do grupo de comunicações Record. Acredita??? Pelo menos é o que circula na internet.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">A casa está localizada em Campos do Jordão, e segundo fontes<em><a href="http://www.insoonia.com/beinbetter.wordpress.com" target="_blank"></a></em>, possui 2.000 m², 35 cômodos distribuidos em 4 andares sendo 18 suítes com banheira de hidromassagem, um jardim réplica do Monte das Oliveiras de Jerusalém, adega, sala de cinema, quadra de squash e elevador panorâmico.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Foi trazido da Itália 600 m² de mármore botticino com um custo de R$240.000. Ainda há dois pequenos viadutos de 200 metros para acesso à rua. O bispo ainda tem outra casa em Campos do Jordão de 4.000 m2, com 15 cômodos e 6 suítes, academia de ginástica e heliporto, foi adquirida em 1996 por mais de R$1 milhão.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Lamentavelmente ainda existe gente que crê nesses monstros hediondos. Quantas bocas deixaram de comer? Quantas pessoas humildes deixaram de comprar um par de sapatos, para doar suas<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span> moedas a este Hitler moderno?</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Lastimável.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">copiei <a href="http://www.insoonia.com/a-quem-pertence-esta-mansao#more-16230">daki</a><br /></p> </div> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-76347375430332850352009-08-23T19:00:00.000-03:002009-08-23T19:02:06.793-03:00Printar Eh Mara!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmO6u_UPKq6XIomlio9LDAUc15riUaAFpdWGmdsraYbsAqsV5bgdFnBBBZfZRDN121qcvdrb0pTxKg2TN_sGTpnxow9G4h0RGfX_uJQDt7bv8kAqjC5aBUM6VIUn9tEt64PzzkYBhRfcU/s1600-h/printt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 470px; height: 341px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmO6u_UPKq6XIomlio9LDAUc15riUaAFpdWGmdsraYbsAqsV5bgdFnBBBZfZRDN121qcvdrb0pTxKg2TN_sGTpnxow9G4h0RGfX_uJQDt7bv8kAqjC5aBUM6VIUn9tEt64PzzkYBhRfcU/s400/printt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373282749530118018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Clique na imagem para ampliarUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-10449485214467251342009-08-22T18:34:00.001-03:002009-08-22T18:34:42.214-03:00Pra ler e rir um poquinhoDuas amigas casadas, totalmente bêbadas,<br />depois de voltarem de uma reunião com as<br />amigas, sentiram uma vontade irresistível<br />de fazer xixi.<br /><br />Pararam o carro próximo a um cemitério.<br />Apavoradas e bêbadas, sem outra alternativa,<br />decidiram descer e aliviar ali mesmo, dentro<br />do cemitério.<br /><br />A primeira foi, aliviou e então lembrou que<br />não tinha nada para se secar. Pegou a<br />calcinha, secou-se e a jogou fora.<br /><br />A segunda, que também não tinha nada para<br />secar-se, pensou:<br /><br />- "Eu não vou jogar fora esta calcinha de<br />renda caríssima e linda".<br /><br />Então pegou a fita de uma coroa de flores,<br />que estava em cima de um túmulo,e colocou<br />para não molhar a calcinha.<br /><br />No dia seguinte, um dos maridos ligou para<br />o outro e disse:<br /><br />- A minha mulher chegou ontem bêbada e sem<br />calcinha. Terminei o casamento.<br /><br />O outro:<br /><br />- Você tem é sorte! A minha chegou com uma<br />fita presa na bunda com a inscrição:<br />"Jamais te esqueceremos: Vagner, Moisés,<br />Elias e toda a turma da faculdade." Tô<br />dando porrada até agora!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-5733257073204440312009-08-22T16:23:00.016-03:002009-08-22T16:46:55.712-03:00O tempo parou!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNjebpEzwhtVNFMFUjWztPinZPeMpllXkSyqw39YuRP91p_I_9_p9PkwirTKgxtS-7keXK2F8rrv2T42Q6Q9ZZnhkTbThk8eSo9_mrMZWY9eWraEI3803i1yOlBGV1iNaow5ONNNwgGzM/s1600-h/timming_pictures_49.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNjebpEzwhtVNFMFUjWztPinZPeMpllXkSyqw39YuRP91p_I_9_p9PkwirTKgxtS-7keXK2F8rrv2T42Q6Q9ZZnhkTbThk8eSo9_mrMZWY9eWraEI3803i1yOlBGV1iNaow5ONNNwgGzM/s400/timming_pictures_49.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372874130590633842" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br 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src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7cKR9I-LHu76_7IEc8UI1QLazBkxEIADt5wKoed3zL_qqCTaBHg1ggK4pdcgYiZQiUVlMFS3GYz0JgwisNB0nWQjljUVpK73cauweF7JL4X9DxPo_MfDgDn5L7HelQaa6sLPkWwAHg0A/s400/8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372872334417024242" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />AGORA TENTE IMAGINAR O QUE VAI ACONTECER COM ESSAS PESSOAS OU BIXOS QUANDO O TEMPO VOLTAR!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-25462575491981677162009-08-18T14:22:00.004-03:002009-08-18T14:56:52.163-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9885/batmao.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 419px; height: 894px;" src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9885/batmao.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Clique na imagem para ampliar<br />São nessas <span style="font-style: italic;">brigueeeeeeeenhas</span> que nós vemos <span style="font-weight: bold;">como anda a </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">educassaum</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> em nosso país...</span><strike><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Hilariante</span></strike> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Preocupante</span><br /><br /><br />Peguei no <a href="http://www.tolicesdoorkut.com/">GTO</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-17825538639535342462009-08-17T19:42:00.001-03:002009-08-17T19:51:50.032-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pqp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pqp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p>Alguém poderia me dizer como chama os cidadões que nascem em:</p> <ul><li>Alô Brasil (MT)</li><li> Beijo das Freiras (PB)</li><li> Cacha Pregos (BA)</li><li> Feliz Deserto (AL)</li><li> Jardim de Piranhas (RN)</li><li> Lagoa da Confusão (TO)</li><li> Mata Pais (SP)</li><li> Não-Me-Toque (RS)</li><li> Passa e Fica (RN)</li><li> Quebra Coco (MS)</li><li> Ressaquinha (MG)</li><li> Varre-e-Sai (RJ)</li><li> Veado Velho (CE)</li><li> Sem Peixe (MG)</li><li>Canastrão (MG)</li><li>Pessoa Anta (CE)</li><li> Naque-Nanuque (MG)</li><li> Venha-Ver (RN)</li><li>Peixe Gordo (CE)</li><li>Sombrio (SC)</li></ul> <p><span id="more-15911"></span></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li>Sopa (MG)</li><li> Nenenlândia (CE)</li><li>Bela Solidão (PE)</li><li> Tróia (CE)</li><li>Chá de Alegria (PE)</li><li>Comercinho (MG)</li><li>Jijoca de Jericoara (CE)</li><li>Corta Mão (BA)</li><li>Felpudo (PR)</li><li>Salgadinho (PA)</li><li>Mar de Espanha (MG)</li><li> Vai-de-Cães (PA)</li><li>Pintópolis (MG)</li><li> Peixe-Boi (PA)</li><li> Marmelândia (PR)</li><li> Mãe dos Homens (MG)</li><li> Congo (PA)</li><li> Chopinzinho (PR)</li><li>Almoço (PA)</li><li> Quebra-Freio (PR)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li> Xique-Xique (BA)</li><li> Chuvisco (RS)</li><li> Formigone (PR)</li><li> Uauá (BA)</li><li> Tio Hugo (RS)</li><li> Tuntum (MA)</li><li> Pedrão (BA)</li><li> Espumoso (RS)</li><li> Marajá do Sena (MA)</li><li> Não-Me-Toque (RS)</li><li> Zé Doca (MA)</li><li> Bem-Bom (BA)</li><li> Anta Gorda (RS)</li><li> Nova Iorque (MA)</li><li> Xangri-Lá (RS)</li><li> Picadinha (MS)</li><li> Baianópolis (BA)</li><li> Passo do Sabão (RS)</li><li> Nhecolândia (MS)</li><li> Tupirata (TO)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li> Tribobó (RJ)</li><li> Casinha do homem(PB)</li><li> Lavanderia (TO)</li><li> Coxixola (PB)</li><li> Carrasco Bonito (TO)</li><li> Boquete (RJ)</li><li> Candangolândia (DF)</li><li> Wanderlândia (TO)</li><li> Tartarugazinha (AM)</li><li> Canadá (GO)</li><li> Recursolândia (TO)</li><li> Feliz Natal (MT)</li><li> Marcianópolis (GO)</li><li> Combinado (TO)</li><li> Jacaré do Homens (AL)</li><li> Óleo (SP)</li><li> Rio Sono (TO)</li><li> Coité do Nóia (AL)</li><li> Bofete (SP)</li><li> Fundão (ES)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li> Boa Hora (PI)</li><li>Alô Brasil (MT)</li><li>Beijo das Freiras (PB)</li><li>Cacha Pregos (BA)</li><li>Feliz Deserto (AL)</li><li>Jardim de Piranhas (RN)</li><li>Lagoa da Confusão (TO)</li><li>Mata Pais (SP)</li><li>Não-Me-Toque (RS)</li><li>Passa e Fica (RN)</li><li>Quebra Coco (MS)</li><li>Ressaquinha (MG)</li><li>Varre-e-Sai (RJ)</li><li>Veado Velho (CE)</li><li>Sem Peixe (MG)</li><li>Canastrão (MG)</li><li>Pessoa Anta (CE)</li><li>Naque-Nanuque (MG)</li><li>Venha-Ver (RN)</li><li>Peixe Gordo (CE)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li>Sombrio (SC)</li><li>Sopa (MG)</li><li>Nenenlândia (CE)</li><li>Bela Solidão (PE)</li><li>Tróia (CE)</li><li>Chá de Alegria (PE)</li><li>Comercinho (MG)</li><li>Jijoca de Jericoara (CE)</li><li>Corta Mão (BA)</li><li>Felpudo (PR)</li><li>Salgadinho (PA)</li><li>Mar de Espanha (MG)</li><li>Vai-de-Cães (PA)</li><li>Pintópolis (MG)</li><li>Peixe-Boi (PA)</li><li>Marmelândia (PR)</li><li>Mãe dos Homens (MG)</li><li>Congo (PA)</li><li>Chopinzinho (PR)</li><li>Almoço (PA)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li>Quebra-Freio (PR)</li><li>Xique-Xique (BA)</li><li>Chuvisco (RS)</li><li>Formigone (PR)</li><li>Uauá (BA)</li><li>Tio Hugo (RS)</li><li>Tuntum (MA)</li><li>Pedrão (BA)</li><li>Espumoso (RS)</li><li>Marajá do Sena (MA)</li><li>Não-Me-Toque (RS)</li><li>Zé Doca (MA)</li><li>Bem-Bom (BA)</li><li>Anta Gorda (RS)</li><li>Nova Iorque (MA)</li><li>Xangri-Lá (RS)</li><li>Picadinha (MS)</li><li>Baianópolis (BA)</li><li>Passo do Sabão (RS)</li><li>Nhecolândia (MS)</li></ul> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p> <ul><li>Tupirata (TO)</li><li>Tribobó (RJ)</li><li>Casinha do homem(PB)</li><li>Lavanderia (TO)</li><li>Coxixola (PB)</li><li>Carrasco Bonito (TO)</li><li>Boquete (RJ)</li><li>Candangolândia (DF)</li><li>Wanderlândia (TO)</li><li>Tartarugazinha (AM)</li><li>Canadá (GO)</li><li>Recursolândia (TO)</li><li>Feliz Natal (MT)</li><li>Marcianópolis (GO)</li><li>Combinado (TO)</li><li>Jacaré do Homens (AL)</li><li>Óleo (SP)</li><li>Rio Sono (TO)</li><li>Coité do Nóia (AL)</li><li>Bofete (SP)</li></ul> <p>bizarros, não?</p><p><br /></p><p>Copiado de <a href="http://www.insoonia.com">Insoonia</a><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-36711755702726263582009-08-17T14:53:00.002-03:002009-08-17T14:57:49.114-03:00Querida Preciso de uma transfusão de sangue!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_jJpTs46-RSU1MjZ13uqDAGkyCCxPbv7Aak741t20qt3eHNplWLs-q8nm3tgpT1U9ULVOy2j2g07UI8S9aDddjJi17zQ6lEmz2-Zl0le-kZv5zHAEZLDrDU20hl38zYDsTrRmw1qcLgA/s1600-h/soro_skol+c%C3%B3pia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_jJpTs46-RSU1MjZ13uqDAGkyCCxPbv7Aak741t20qt3eHNplWLs-q8nm3tgpT1U9ULVOy2j2g07UI8S9aDddjJi17zQ6lEmz2-Zl0le-kZv5zHAEZLDrDU20hl38zYDsTrRmw1qcLgA/s400/soro_skol+c%C3%B3pia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370993444806293730" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sobreventos.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/soro_skol.jpg"><br /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-52039340349824364822009-08-13T19:37:00.003-03:002009-08-13T20:06:55.145-03:00Placas esquisitas e idiotas!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkydtOiZ_Li8SgVDyMchjKgIr9Ms0SRgGUQUs5lUaK-O6wyjQE04ifNDXGDq_dW1pLiVLkOdIdyg4rh6zBVCMljvzgTz9OMC8O_EGzR1hEFf3RhYaDlC0Pwdof5PPfN1QRKjgb4iECLU/s1600-h/000577+c%C3%B3pia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: 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height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNTE03FPUNN7t199DuzMoVGFEepCXrLqmffD3YtHISsW-nkb-LWAjvnCAmf47KRjBKUtY_BU4ajsNW_TNzyl30QvC8y_0D6B9oTFhb04jeC35RscJJg0VW78kjxbhpQm9x0KpZuYjDAj4/s400/DSC00057+c%C3%B3pia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369587776857843474" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Fonte: Meu celular que tira foto!!!!<br /><a href="http://www.google.com.br/"></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-28286315928862365892009-08-13T12:30:00.001-03:002009-08-13T12:32:14.806-03:00Tirinha de quinta!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAGxaeiBNDdkqyB-CItBNPX_lCJU4L0YV4119beghorTt7X3pTykK7-x1052NdEic5GcfiRUOWxcOLnSB5-GkB-kAm1T1UPu46I44oYbtb-G7VBg5rtMmaPwv.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 353px;" src="http://images.orkut.com/orkut/photos/OgAAAGxaeiBNDdkqyB-CItBNPX_lCJU4L0YV4119beghorTt7X3pTykK7-x1052NdEic5GcfiRUOWxcOLnSB5-GkB-kAm1T1UPu46I44oYbtb-G7VBg5rtMmaPwv.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Vi no <a href="http://www.orkut.com">orkut</a> por aewUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-64504068214704189892009-08-10T20:40:00.000-03:002009-08-10T20:41:24.696-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H5g_1HnLJ4o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H5g_1HnLJ4o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" 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Seu pai está?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-tá...</span>ainda sussurrando<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Posso falar com ele?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Não</span>- Disse a criança bem baixinho.<br /><br />Meio sem graça, o chefe tenta falar com algum outro adulto:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-E sua mãe?Está aí?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Tá!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Ela pode falar comigo?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Não.Ela ta ocupada.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Tem mais alguem aí?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Tem...</span>- Sussurra<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Quem?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-O "puliça".</span><br /><br />Um pouco surpreso o chefe continua:<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-O que ele ta fazendo aí?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Ele ta conversando com o papai com a mamãe e</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">com o bombelo...</span><br />Ouvindo um grande barulhodo outro lado da linha o chefe pergunta assustado:<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Que barulho é esse?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-É o licópito.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Um helicóptero!?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-É. Ele "tloce" uma equipe de busca</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-Minha nossa!O que está acontecendo aí?</span>-pergunta o chefe ja desesperado<br />E a voz sussurra com um risinho safado<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">-Eles tão me puculando.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-86903817750563282302009-08-09T22:17:00.001-03:002009-08-09T22:17:53.944-03:00Piada!!O pai estava vendo televisão tranqüilamente, quando o filho, que brincava em sua<br />frente, surge com uma pergunta:<br />- Pai, qual é a diferença entre POTENCIALMENTE e REALMENTE?<br />- O pai pensa um pouco e responde:<br />- Filho faz o seguinte; primeiro, pergunta a tua mãe se por 1 milhão de dólares<br />ela faria amor com o Richard Gere.<br />Depois, pergunta a tua irmã se por 1 milhão de dólares ela faria amor com Brad<br />Pitt.<br />E, finalmente, pergunta ao teu irmão se por 1milhão de dólares ele faria amor<br />com o Tom Cruise.<br />Quando me trouxer as respostas, eu te explico a diferença entre potencialmente<br />e realmente.<br />Horas depois, o filho voltou e descreveu ao pai as respostas :<br />- A mãe disse que nunca pensou em te trair, mas que por 1 milhão de dólares, e<br />com o Richard Gere, ela não pensaria duas vezes.<br />- A mana respondeu que seriam dois sonhos realizados de uma só vez. Dar uma com<br />o Brad Pitt e ainda por cima ficar milionária.<br />- E, finalmente, meu irmão disse que por 1 milhão de dólares faria amor até com<br />o Lula, quanto mais com o Tom Cruise!<br />- Então o pai respondeu:<br />- Pois é isso, meu filho:<br />POTENCIALMENTE, a nossa família tem condições de ganhar 3 milhões de dólares.<br />Mas REALMENTE o que temos, são duas putas e um viado em casa.<br /><br />hehehehehehehhehehe.......Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-39667070715124857092009-08-07T22:11:00.003-03:002009-08-07T22:17:18.529-03:00O que é o Que éO que é o Que é<br /><br /><br />O que é q a mesa disse pra chaleira??<br />nada...<br />mesas nao falam!!<br /><br />kkkkkUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-3891700167602805432009-08-07T21:25:00.002-03:002009-08-07T21:55:39.236-03:00Uns selinhos!Recebi uns selinhos de introspectiva!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzZOaQnKI/AAAAAAAABFE/y4J53BsE_7A/s200/10.+selo+playlist+%2B+10+musicas+que+gosto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzZOaQnKI/AAAAAAAABFE/y4J53BsE_7A/s200/10.+selo+playlist+%2B+10+musicas+que+gosto.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzZOaQnKI/AAAAAAAABFE/y4J53BsE_7A/s200/10.+selo+playlist+%2B+10+musicas+que+gosto.jpg">Regras do <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><b>P</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><b>l</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"><b>a</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><b>y</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><b>l</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><b>i</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><b>s</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><b>t</b></span></a>!<br /><br />10 Musicas que gosto:<br />1.all star -Smash mouth<br />2.Black or Withe-Michael jackson<br />3.Don't stop the music-Rianna<br />4.Beautiful girl-Sean Kingston<br />5.Love generation-Blob Sinclar<br />6.Poeira-Ivete sangalo<br />7.Berimbau metalizado-Ivete sangalo<br />8.Ela é-Jeito Moleque<br />9.Sexy Love-Ne Yo<br />10.Candy shop-50 cent<br /><h1><br /></h1><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/Snv0eBLMqLI/AAAAAAAABFM/u901uARbQGs/s200/SeloValeaPena.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 144px; height: 114px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/Snv0eBLMqLI/AAAAAAAABFM/u901uARbQGs/s200/SeloValeaPena.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzJ3Qo1kI/AAAAAAAABE0/n1IUGiOVwZY/s200/09.+blog+magico.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 149px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzJ3Qo1kI/AAAAAAAABE0/n1IUGiOVwZY/s200/09.+blog+magico.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzQtCrbJI/AAAAAAAABE8/EJpR95ndSuk/s200/blog+viciante.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 136px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u_19ztTdkq0/SnvzQtCrbJI/AAAAAAAABE8/EJpR95ndSuk/s200/blog+viciante.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1°. quero agradacer à introspectiva ! muito obrigado!<br />2°. deixo esses selos a todos os parceiros e aos donos de blogs q me seguem também!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-2124950304502070642009-08-06T08:38:00.001-03:002009-08-06T08:38:46.578-03:00piadasA lava-louças de Wanda parou de funcionar e ela chamou um técnico. Como ela tinha que ir trabalhar no dia em que o técnico viria, ela disse a ele:<br />- Deixarei a chave da casa sob o capacho. Conserte a lavadora, deixe a conta sobre o balcão da pia e lhe mandarei o pagamento pelo correio (isso é muito comum nos EUA). Oh, a propósito; não se preocupe com Spike, o cachorro; ele não o incomodará. Mas, seja lá o que você tenha que fazer ou o que ouvir, NÃO fale com o papagaio. Repito: NÃO fale com o papagaio.<br />Quando o técnico chegou à casa de Wanda, ele viu o maior cachorro que ele já tinha visto, e com cara de mau. Porém, exatamente como ela havia dito, o cachorro ficou deitado no carpete, sossegado, apenas observando o homem fazer seu serviço.<br />O papagaio, porém, deixou-o quase louco, gritando, xingando e falando palavrões o tempo todo. Não aguentando mais, o técnico disse:<br />- Cala a boca, papagaio idiota!<br />E o papagaio respondeu:<br />- Pega ele, Spike!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-9176737570840565452009-08-03T18:37:00.000-03:002009-08-03T18:38:49.887-03:00Bob esponja existe!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.internetdrops.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bob_esponja_existe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 473px; height: 460px;" src="http://www.internetdrops.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bob_esponja_existe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />VI <a href="http://blogheydog.blogspot.com/2008/05/o-bob-esponja-existe.html">AKE!</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-34486751536658830332009-08-02T22:23:00.002-03:002009-08-02T22:27:02.298-03:00OS melhores do futebolBola Murcha<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/420%20post%20gif/%2821%29.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/420%20post%20gif/%2821%29.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Esperou o juiz olhar neh!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/420%20post%20gif/%286%29.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 127px; height: 100px;" src="http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/420%20post%20gif/%286%29.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />vi no <a href="http://copiameufilho.com/">http://copiameufilho.com</a>/Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411568508962317962.post-75109112405923842692009-08-02T18:08:00.001-03:002009-08-02T18:37:53.416-03:00Limite de velocidade excedido<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_JtWk7d3YRZo/SlVjSGTrI0I/AAAAAAAAJAg/S8uFNTtG7e0/s800/theflash_velocidade.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 500px;" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_JtWk7d3YRZo/SlVjSGTrI0I/AAAAAAAAJAg/S8uFNTtG7e0/s800/theflash_velocidade.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Vi no <a href="http://www.gordonerd.com">http://www.gordonerd.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0